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  • FFB WEEK 14 – PLAYOFF EDITION: TWELVE TAKEAWAYS

    It’s the playoffs, baby.    1. Justin Jefferson’s fantasy corpse was reanimated this week for some excellent fantasy production.  Oops! He got injured again and there were 3 total points scored all game. If ever there was a game that embodied a fart noise, it was this one. It wasn’t exactly the explosive return we’d…

  • FFB WEEK 13 – TWELVE TAKEAWAYS

    Come on into the Fantasy Football Boys lounge where we talk fantasy football. Welcome! Fancy a beer while you wait? Cocktail? Ok, cool, what’ll it be? Ice cold Schlitz? Nice choice, I can tell you’re a real diplomat. Get comfortable in one of our fine leather chairs, we’re gonna be here a while. Oh, you’re…

  • WATCH: Chill Coach Mike McDaniel Got Kicked In The Dick

    Mike McDaniel took a hit in the Raiders game. #FinsUp pic.twitter.com/2f5tiJAhEo — DolphinsTalk.com (@DolphinsTalk) November 29, 2023 No flinching, took it right to the bellhead and just kept on going. Never mind the severe stomach pain from having your nuggets karate kicked by a 265 pound tight end, act like it didn’t even happen.  This…

  • FFB WEEK 12 – 12 TAKEAWAYS FROM WEEK 12

    I’d like to start this week’s Fantasy Football Boys Twelve Takeaways column with a declaration: I strongly condemn the actions of Sports Illustrated for whoring their writing out to AI. This is shameful behavior by a once-reputable publication and I don’t stand for that bull crap.  If AI was a ballcarrier I would form tackle…

  • FFB Week 11- TWELVE TASTY TURKEY DAY TAKEAWAYS

    We’ve got Thanksgiving football on the horizon, my friends.  Two games starting early in the day on Thursday after you’ve eaten your body weight in roast turkey, taters that are mashed, and sweet/succulent HAM? Is there anything better? By 1:00 PM EST on Thanksgiving I plan to be gravy-stained, at least partially nude horizontal, and…

  • Jameson Williams Deserves To Get Suspended Again For His McDonald’s Order

    𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Lions WR Jameson Williams apparently likes to combine his Oreo McFlurry with his cheeseburger… I don’t know what to say about this one. pic.twitter.com/luSVJRf0xa — JPAFootball (@jasrifootball) November 14, 2023 Listen, I wasn’t planning on getting #FiredUp on a Wednesday morning but this monstrosity came across my feed and I can’t let it go….